Mateo (8:07:12 PM): Man gets bionic butthole. [link]
Dash (8:07:20 PM): o_o
Mateo (8:07:59 PM): Remote controlled too. :3
Evertide (8:08:12 PM): ...So the first bionics in humanity aren't super-powerful arms, lasers, or a visor like Geordi from Star Trek...but a bionic ASS?
Evertide (8:08:46 PM): That's either really awesome or really sad.
Evertide (8:08:52 PM): Well, it's both for different reasons.
Dash (8:08:55 PM): heh xD
Mateo (8:09:21 PM): Just think of the EPIC pranks you could play if you got hold of that remote. :3
Evertide (8:09:25 PM): XD!
Dash (8:09:29 PM): XD!
Evertide (8:09:34 PM): Holy shit!
Evertide (8:09:43 PM): That's like having the Brown Noise!
Mateo (8:10:08 PM): Or if it gets activated by an old microwave or something.
Evertide (8:10:19 PM): *head hit desk*
Mateo (8:10:24 PM): XP
Mateo (8:10:52 PM): And think about how much it would suck if the dude lost the remote and he really really had to go.
Evertide (8:11:19 PM): Something truly awful is going to happen to me for laughing at this.
Evertide (8:11:30 PM): ...Oh wait, something awful happened two days ago, so this is balancing it out.
Dash (8:12:02 PM): ahh. so you're allowed to laugh at it :3
Evertide (8:12:20 PM): I wasn't allowed to kick a puppy, so...yeah.
Mateo (8:12:21 PM):
Mateo (8:12:29 PM): >.>
Evertide (8:13:45 PM): Okay, I've GOT to journal this.
Dash (8:13:55 PM): go ahead ;D
Mateo (8:14:22 PM): Sure thing.